Even though we were friends way back when

Suddenly, I am very glad not to be her. I hope this feeling lasts. I spent several years being secretly jealous of her - but I think that, all and all, I'm infinitely more balanced than she is.

I spent more time forcing myself not to throw up today than I might have wished.

There's a tasteless joke I could make here - but I could only make it with myself.

I wish more people believed me that, though the majority of statements I make about my own life begin with "Aaahh!!!!!!" I really do find it funny. I'm not laughing because I'm nervous, I'm laughing because I'm ridiculous. Mean people can laugh at me because I'm ridiculous, why can't I?

PS: I hope my drama class loves me as much as I love them. I especially want to marry the tall one who rhymes with me and the ambiguously gay boy.

Oh wow. I am a fool for patterns. A fool I say, a fool.

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