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MissMeggie816 (10:25:36 PM): my tongue really hurts, it's been hurty and swollen all day. I think I bit it and keep biting it, thus, it is angry at me
MissMeggie816 (10:25:58 PM): but, somewhere, deep in my heart, I think "maybe I have herpes" which would be the far more preferable option
MissMeggie816 (10:26:07 PM): because then I could go around licking people I hate
MissMeggie816 (10:26:12 PM): thereby giving them an incurable virus

People let me say things like this. Amazing.

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