A little secret? That's all it's ever about.

I threw ice in a restaurant today. This was after I put ice in Paul�s chair so he�d sit on it, but before I tried to lick my palm then run it over his arm. He started it though, I swear.

I am not a four year old, but ice-fights make me delighted. Other things that have recently delighted me: lying on a bed with my feet legs vertically up against the wall, shooting the shit; planning a picnic on the lawn; shedding all of my dignity - and laughing about it; football on the lawn; a streaker who looked a little like Zac Hanson � and being surrounded by people with whom I could share this information, especially the information that I didn�t find his resemblance to a Hanson brother un-hot.


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