Oh DMV! You foil me at every turn!
When I got in town last night, my little brother had rigged this thing above my bedroom door that would dump a box full of dirty socks and glue sticks on my head when I opened the door. Fortunately, I opened with caution. I�m putting pictures online soon.
Titanic was on HBO last night. I didn�t actually watch the whole movie because I realized hysterical tears right before bedtime were probably not quite what I was going for. The worst part would have been if I hadn�t cried at all. Five times in theaters, at least as many at home � does a person become desensitized after a while? Oh Jack, oh Rose, I love you dearly.
You know what the Titanic sex scene is eerily reminiscent of? The Say Anything sex scene. Apparently, what I most want from life is a beautiful, trembling boy in the back seat of a car.
That, or my commercial driver�s license learner's permit.
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