1. Raptor noises
2. Laughing until I snort, more than once
3. Silent-but-still-disturbing laughter on the silent floor, about vitamin B6
4. A snarky e-mail about boobs, in response to a snarky e-mail about boobs sent to me in response to a DIFFERENT snarky e-mail�about boobs.
5. A marginal amount of reading