I think that Teenage Caveman may, at one point, have had intellectual potential. Somewhere out there was a guy who wanted to make a movie with a Lord of the Flies-esque statement about kids in the sate of nature, as well as a statment about social constraints and puritanism versus excess. However, that guy seems to have enlisted the help of three other men: one who wanted to make a horror/action flim, one who wanted to make a sci-fi flick, and one who wanted to make a porn. Put them all together, do them all shoddily, enlist monkies to form their feces into a script, and you have Teenage Caveman.

I think they must have hired coaches to teach the actors how to act extra horribly.

Come on here, I like "Elimidate" and Legend, I'm not hard to please.

This movie was not so bad it was good, it was just bad.

Richard Hillman was hot though. Tooooo fucking bad there are no pictures of him online so in my head I'll have those beautiful kholed eyes with that stupid Pebbles-esque pony tail on the top of his head.

And in conclusion: the movie industry has not done a good job of convincing me that cocaine is a sexy drug.

Previous | Next